Go home evolution, you are drunk.
This is a Piglet Squid. No joke. How cute is this?
I am always inspired by crazy nature creations and I found a blog that shares the best of them. WTF, Evolution? shares some pretty odd animals that evolution must have created while it “was drunk.” This blog includes some funny conversations the author has with Evolution and I’ve included some here (in quotes) along with some crazy animals. Nature is pretty creative, beautiful and sometimes just weird.
“This pelican looks like a urinal. Go home, evolution, you are drunk.”
Pinocchio frog
Variable Neon Slug.
Goblin Shark. Scary.
Hairy frog fish. Another no joke.
A wattlecup catapillar.
“I’m going to put some huge spikes on it.” “Okay.”
“Now I’m going to put more spikes on the spikes.” “… okay.”
“And I’ll make them sting!” “Fair.”
“And I’ll color the whole thing like a bad acid trip.”
“That might be overkill, but all right. I guess you really like this one. I bet it’ll be especially beautiful once it metamorphoses into a butterfly, huh?”
“What? Oh, no, this one doesn’t turn into a butterfly. It’s a hairy brown moth.”
“Okay, what? Shut up, evolution, this cannot actually be a bird. Are you high?”
This is an Andean Cock-of-the-Rock and it’s Peru’s national bird. Didn’t actually see any when we were there.
Found this blog through Yes and Yes:: an awesome blog that shares awesome stuff, some titled “Web time wasters” so you’re warned. Sarah Von Bargen also shares a lot of amazing business advice.. which isn’t time wasting if I spend all day reading it, right? Right.
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Ha, I love the title of this post! Some of those critters would make me freak out if I ever saw it crawling around my house especially that menacing caterpillar. That bird looks like an orange Gonzo
The snarkiness reminds me of another animal-related blog that was turned into a book called F–k You, Penguin: http://www.fupenguin.com/
Ha! it is similar! I love looking at weird animals. Crazy all of these things exist in this world.
And I think I would love if that caterpillar was in my house (for a little bit). I’ve seen worse/scary things in a NY apt.
Yes, but you imagine accidentally stepping on one while barefoot? *shivers*
You make a good point haha. That’s funny that you saw that and immediately thought of it in your apt : )